Random
Source Code

straight edger

1. A person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless sex (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. But hey... you'll have maniac fringe in any group).

2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.

3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.

1. No thanks, man; I don't smoke. I'll wait inside until you're done with that cigarette.

2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX

3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.

by SxXxXXXxXxXxXXXxXxXXxxXxxXxE June 02, 2006


Super straight

Super straight is like being straight but with a twist you only go with the opposite gender who was born with that gender.⬛️🟧

A super straight man will only go with women who where born women not with a transgender woman who was born a man.

by Alestef78 March 08, 2021


Super straight

Some retarded 12-16 year old boys who have never encountered a women who want to fell oppressed. 85% chance they are closeted as well

“Hey I’m super straight!”

Fuck yourself you dumb cunt”

by Stevebob69420 March 06, 2021


Super straight

A man who pretends to be straight in order to pick up gay men who are only attracted to straight-looking men.

'Hey Shaniqua, does Mark like guys?'
'Yeah, he's super straight.'

by Jonny99 March 08, 2021


straight sex

1.fucking or having vaginal sex (no anal no ATM MTP or DVD in p u s s y)

back in the middle ages according to religious decree it was considered sinfull to have sex any other way, (now this should be put back into practice except for oral that isnt as disturbing as some of the other shit thats been coming out now-a-days)

by MK March 21, 2005


super straight

this is an embarrassing phrase but what it means is that you would not date a trans woman or man but if you do use this phrase I really consider you seek help!! and personally i don’t think it should be apart of the lgbtq+ community. but they wanna be included so bad

Person 1: would you date this trans person

Person 2:no i’m super straight

Person 1:* cough* transphobic *cough*

by HMaya March 08, 2021


Straight month

The official straight month is the whole September if lgbtq can have its month so can we!

SMS-straight month september

by TevzV June 09, 2021