Ayo you listen to Black Air Forces new song.
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Similar to a born-again virgin, only the new virginity is the result of a prolonged and highly undesired abstinence due to a complete lack of worthy prospects.
Stephanie, when was the last time you got laid?
Uhh, 1 year, 4 months, and 11 days ago.
Oh my god! You never told me you were a forced-again virgin!
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A group of genetically deficient clones who are total bad asses. They never failed a mission during the clone wars and are the few clones who rejected order 66.
Hunter is a member Clone Force 99 and he is my favorite. Wrecker comes in second.
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That branch of humanity that thinks it's fine to leave two dogs in a police car on one of the hottest days of the year to let them cook for 7 hours.
''I see you have dogs. Don't let the Nottinghamshire Police Force see them. They'll cook them.''
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A job in the USAF. Security forces is the official name for the career field, but other affectionate names include cops, pigs, huas, or any obsenity you can think of. They are called huas because they answer any question with hua. They are shit on by the entire air force. Other branches think they are pussys automatically because they are air force. The job itself usually entitles sitting around for long periods of time fighting to stay awake. There are the occasional retards who take extreme pride in these pathetic tasks. These faggots are called "high speed". If you are a woman in security forces you can get out of the suck by one of a few ways. One get knocked up, or two suck some serious dick. Either will land you a cushy back office job. Traits of SF members are heavy drinking and suicidal gestures. If you go in the air force open general you will most likely get SF as your job. You could get spared and be a burger flipper though.
IgnorantCollegeTool-"What were you in the Air Force? A pilot?"
Me-"No dick wad, I was in USAF Security Forces."
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A large flock of in-flight pelicans flying in formation.
Two surfers in the water waiting for a wave, " Dude, check out the Mexican Air Force rollin' in at two o'clock.
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When a total nub kills you in a video game by some stroke of luck; getting owned by a nub. term coined by tehgodfatha.
oh shit. I think his cause of death was...nub force trauma.
Whoa! someone got smacked by some nub force trauma.
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