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When a girl surprises a guy by telling him she's pregnant, and he responds by putting his dick up her vagina and forces it so high up that it hits the fetus and breaks it in half.
After Amy revealed that she was pregnant, Bill decided to Tennessee sucker punch her
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All Night Sucker: Contrary to the popular song “All Day Sucker,” by Stevie Wonder, An All Night Sucker is the opposite. An All Night Sucker doesn’t give anything for fear of not getting anything back. It’s the other side of the moon that doesn’t show until someone who desperately seeks it flies up and finds out for themselves what wonders an All Night Sucker truly carries.
Oh, Jenna keeps trying to take Jacob to the dance but little does she know he’s an all night sucker. He won’t let anyone take him.
I can’t believe Peter is getting married next month, he was the biggest all night sucker in highschool.
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A Gatsby hat. Also known as a cheese cutter hat.
That man has a cock sucker hat on
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When a homeless guy, laying unconscious in public area and another guy, preferrably under the influence of drugs/alcohol approaches him in the middle of the night, takes out his dick and sucks him dry, while a CCTV records the act.
Did you see the Sucker Phantom of Kőbánya last night?
No bruh, I was unconscious but my dick hurts as fuck!
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An MTV show which plays pop music early in the morning to target pre-teens as 6am-8am is the usual time they get up. Performers range from your average stuck-up pop artist to Justin Bieber and his friends. A show that teaches little girls to be less independent.
Some teenagers and up into the early twenties, watch this show but the number generally declines as they get older. The repercussions of watching has pros and cons but the cons generally out weigh the pros.
I dont like real music, better watch Sucker Free Countdown.
My kids are watching Sucker Free Countdown, looks like they need a time out.
I have a big ego, I need to watch Sucker Free Countdown so I can fit in.
Daddy needs a new house better get her watching Sucker Free Countdown early.
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When one pours maple syrup into another's asshole and proceeds to suck/lick it out.
I tried to get Kelly to give me a Canadian Sap Sucker last night and she wasn't down, I even had the maple syrup ready!
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1. An expression of great anger or distaste.
2. An empty threat.
3. A sign of self loathing.
1. Motherfucker! Sucker punch to the throat!
2. You know what, Jess? Sucker punch to the throat?
3. Kid 1: What do you want for Christmas?
Kid 2: A sucker punch to the throat.
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