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Tard sex is where to retards have sex withe each outher while making tard noises
there are 3 types of tard sex
firstly there is straight tard sex betwen a man tard and a woman tard
secondly there is homosexual tard sex between two tard men or two tard girls
thirdly there is bestiality tard sex betwen a tard man or woman and an animal
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is it in yet
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i think so
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its in
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i came
this is tard sex
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see also fuck head, or retard. combine the two...and there you go.
dastardly: "what's up Ivan?"
ivan: "not a lot, fucktard"
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Is an action when you become very empty headed and Sucked into something very retarded.Such as something very Retarded but funny,Then you become caught up in it and you look sort of retarded when you play that same thing over again.
"David Was watching An episode of family guy, and i witnessed him Tard out."
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Contraction of "bored retard."
A mentally retarded individual who is not funny or interesting.
A retard who is also boring or a bore.
Can also describe someone on an internet bulletin board who is an annoying retard.
"The Country Squire is a bored tard."
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A wheel chair or a device designed specifically for handicapped people
I saw Johnny after that UPS truck hit him, they have him in a tard bucket now, all he seems to do is drool on himself, can't walk, can't even talk.
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A combination of "ass hat" and "fuck tard". Only use this for those who meet the requirements for both definitions.
That guy wrote "I love Nancy" on his nuts, took a picture, and posted it on his myspace page. What a tard hat.
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the cringing feeling you get when you see someone being embarrassing or doing something embarrassing. Therefore, causing a tingly sensation.
when people clap at the end of a flight to florida, that is a tard tingle.
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