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What your cell phone becomes when you drop it in the toliet.
I was texting Holly when I accidentally dropped my phone and it became a techno turd.
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When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.
Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell
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An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.
"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"
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Humourously derogative term for a gay man.
That guy is fucking turd burglar!
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The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.
I was gonna do my homework, but bird that turd—House is on.
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Instead of a beef patty, its a turd
Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger
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