smart-alick teacher

the teachers who think they know something but they dont. and the teachers who think its okay to call a student "self-centered" or immature. well teachers, most of the time YOU are the one being immature and self-centered. teaching is not about being hateful towards your students. if you are going to do that please find a different job

Teacher: "you are so self-centered"
Student: "i dont appreciate being called that"
teacher: "dont tell me how to do my job"
student: (thinks in their head, "youre such a smart-alick teacher.....why do you even teach again?")

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advanced English teacher

A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.

teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!

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Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.

Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.

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Central York “Teachers”

They’re “facilitators” now... they can’t even do that right🤦🏼 ♂️

Central York “Teachers” don’t even teach

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Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake

"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

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Deputy Head Teacher

Second in charge of a school after the Head. The are seen around school A LOT more than the head. They are strict but fair and only have the best intentions at heart! most pupils hate the deputy head as they are always shouted out by the deputy head if naughty. The deputy head is very busy and works extremely hard to the point where they make themselves ill. Only the few closest to them can be allowed to see the more relaxed happy side to them! deptuy heads are an inspirational, rich, loving people!

Pupil; i havent done my homework
teacher; why
pupils; because i havent ok? get over it
teacher; right thats it go to the deputy head teachers office now!
pupil; oh shit miss im sorry didnt mean it!............

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National slap a teacher day

May 6th

SLAP DAT TEACHER

National slap a teacher day! The day you get to slap the shit out of ur least fav teacher

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