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A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch.
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Someone so bitchy that the term "bitch" does not adequately describe them.
Man, that chick was a bitch with a capital bitch!
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1. A Female Dog (what everyone knows)
2. A word of praise meaning "fine" announced to woman
3. The term for riding in the middle seat of a vehicle
4. A insult that is taken lightly by stupid women
5. An insult to a woman
6. The man taking it up the ass in prison
7. When used in reference to a man it is equal to "pussy"
1. "The bitch has a litter of about 4 pups now"
2. "damn Bitch you are so damn juicy ME WANT ME WANT"
3. "HAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT BITCH!!!"
4. Man: You fucking BITCH
Woman: thankyou
Man: no what i mean was the reference of bitch meaning
equal to a 'fucking cunt' not as in nice ass see
somehow when i say something offensive you think
that i am complementing you however that just
proves you are of lesser intellegence than me
5. Man: "Bitch!!!"
Woman: "NEEDLE DICK"
6. "yeah you like that huh you little bitch, yeah thats
LOVE IT"
7. Friend: Tom you little bitch just jump!!! I DID
Tom: aw damnit... FFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
SPLASH!!!
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An compliment or endearing term (said in a joking manner) that you say to a woman (usually one of your friends or acquaintances) that has a quality that you desire or admire but that you yourself do not possess.
"Uh, your hair ALWAYS looks so perfect! You bitch!"
"Look at your abs! YOU BITCH!!"
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I swear to fucking god i will stab the shit out of ross pearlman
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Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.
"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"
OR
Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.
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n: Bitch (bich): Source: (The Maddox-tionary)
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
1.) "Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."
2.) Hey Bubba, looks like we got a new bitch in town
3.) Jimmy couldn't fuck with anybody in Street Fighter, what a bitch.
4.) What are you doing tonight? "Being the corporate bitch"
5.) I'm glad I'm not the bitch today, unlike that poor guy over there
6.) "Aw shit this is a long ass line." "Shoulda got here faster, you stupid bitch"
7.) "I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!" "Wow, fine, quit being a bitch"
8.) Look at that chick over there with the "2 hot 4 u" shirt. "Yeah she's a bitch.."
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