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n. A club or baseball bat kept behind the door of a dwelling, in case of intruders.
The guy at the door looks shady. Better be ready with the welcome bat.
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The Most Expensive Powerfull and Eficiant Fuel for ANYTHING
Does this cab run on Premium, Diesal, OR BAT FUEL
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A game played by cats where they bat at loose strings from sweat pants. Often known to catch owners off guard, especially if swiped in a sensitive area. This game is most often played by Ralph Drabble and his cat, Oogie.
Ralph: (not realizing he's left his pants open) It's a great day for a jog.
Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!
Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.
June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!
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While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.
“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”
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like a large runny piece of excrement that won't vacate the anal area
but fun none the less always willing to hang around. cute awesome funny
ur mum is like a bat carcass
my bum is like a hot rock botto....basically my arse is on fire...i've got a bat carcass
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Another word for dildo, or a fake penis. A softer more flexible penis that is usually a color of purple.
My wife only likes the rubber bat more then my meat stick
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A scab or wound occurring on the male genitals which is caused by the extensive abuse one may inflict on their meat. If a bat scab occurs on a chronic meat tickler, it can develop into a bat scar.
"Last night I beat my meat so hard I got a bat scab."
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