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Love Child

The unplanned kid but the best one you'll ever have

We have six kids but Marcus is our love child

by Kingo10 June 15, 2023

2👍 1👎


tiger child

sometimes used when children/teenagers have self harm scars.

she's a tiger child.

by lilixstan June 1, 2018


accoustic child

A really fucking slow kid who has adhd, and autism. A new innovative way of calling people dumbasses

Shut the fuck up Susan you accoustic child

by KillMeIHateAllYouFucktards January 9, 2018

6👍 3👎


Handoff Child

A child whose parents are divorced or separated and share joint custody. Therefore the child his handed off back and forth between parents at a set frequency.

Little Gary was a handoff child growing up. He went to his mom’s house every other weekend after his parents got divorced.

by Silverslash January 19, 2019


Destiny’s Child

Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams’ former girl group.

There were rumours of a Destiny’s Child reunion, but Beyoncé’s dad said it wasn’t happening.

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022


Favorite Child

A favorite child is usually the middle child or the youngest, the favorite child is the kid who can get away with anything by sucking up to the parent, when I say anything I mean anything that you couldn’t get away with at his age.

Mike: I’m gonna eat the last of the lucky charms.
Mom: No your not those are for your brother.
Mike: He gets all the special treatment because he’s a favorite child.

by Izzy.G098 January 1, 2022


statistic child

A kid whose sole purpose in life is to be a statistic.
Mostly kids with mental health problems, or diseases.
These kids are usually not loved by their family.

Todd is a suicidal transguy. He's already a statistic child, since nobody really loves him... hopefully he'll overcome that.

by Tim Smokes March 16, 2018