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The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.
The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.
A non chalant way of saying cunt in public
Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt
Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.
"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."
this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them
Is a boy called J-Hope which is looking like he throws some watermelons when he said playing bowling with is sleepy girlfriend min yoonji that's why he is called J-Farmer
"J-Hope throws the Bowling like Watermelon. Let's call him J-Farmer"
An instagram user that follows everyone then unfollow them after they get a follow back, they do it in order to have lots of followers.
Tyra: girl u kno this girl named h0e101_ like she followed me last night so I followed back then the next day she unfollowed me wtf
Gina: does she have bare followers?
Tyra: yeah
Gina: she's prolly a farmer, unfollow that bitch