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When a person uses Google for LITERALLY anything.
The person may or may not know what they're talking about but uses Google to breathe and live.
Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?
Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe
The male disease that is the reason clearly friend-zoned guys still inevitably try to sleep with their female pals and acquaintances
Yeah I was just trying to have a normal intellectual conversation with this guy but he texted me later with dickwet fever about going dancing aftur midnight
Like cabin fever, but instead of being stuck in your house, you are bored stuck in the suburbs.
Shawn: I am so bored, there is nothing to do in this town. I cannot wait to go back into the city.
Faris: Sounds like you have a case of Suburban Fever
When scrolling through your social news feeds and can't stop, because the feed never ends and you don't want to miss anything, therefor you compulsively keep scrolling.
Get off your Phone, you have Feed Fever!
Huge dick fever. When your dick is so huge, it makes others jealous and sick.
"Joseph Blue has hd fever."
"Have you seen Joseph Blue's dick? It gives me hd fever."
occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex
"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"