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Fever Goats

Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?

Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe

by fevergoat December 29, 2010


Flotilla fever

Like jungle fever,but this is an attraction to the quarian race from the Mass effect trilogy,particularly Tali'zorah vas Normandy

Simon: my friend Logan's got the flotilla fever bad.

by N7Knight117 August 29, 2022


Dickwet fever

The male disease that is the reason clearly friend-zoned guys still inevitably try to sleep with their female pals and acquaintances

Yeah I was just trying to have a normal intellectual conversation with this guy but he texted me later with dickwet fever about going dancing aftur midnight

by Yowzawowza July 23, 2017


Suburban Fever

Like cabin fever, but instead of being stuck in your house, you are bored stuck in the suburbs.

Shawn: I am so bored, there is nothing to do in this town. I cannot wait to go back into the city.

Faris: Sounds like you have a case of Suburban Fever

by Alktaratz April 19, 2020


hd fever

Huge dick fever. When your dick is so huge, it makes others jealous and sick.

"Joseph Blue has hd fever."
"Have you seen Joseph Blue's dick? It gives me hd fever."

by kelly madine May 17, 2016


noodle fever

occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex

"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"

by PhilYoon November 03, 2011


Tumblr Fever

The tragic uncurable syndrome and disease of which the victim loses the ability to even .This starts when a fangirl unfortunately goes to Tumblr to ship her and senpai .She then screams in a mixture of delight and sadness (that Would make any penis shrivel in fear ) then BOOM she comletley loses the ability to even

Doctor:Im sorry you fave Tumblr fever you will never even again

by X-Vav and Ray August 16, 2015