Anything Freddie touches, become kino.
"I'm greatest RP writer in human history..."
-Freddie 20204
-This rp session brought me to tears
-Freddie KINO
A short person he’s okay he gets no girls he has a fursona and calls people bots.
That "friend" who constantly chats shit about everyone in the vc who cant come up with a funny or original jokes so just constantly repeat a joke that was slightly funny 6 months ago. nobody likes him, nobody wants him around, but for some reason he still shows up and pisses everyone off. If their is a girl he will have a bigger transformation than Michael Jacksons skin colour from the biggest dickhead to the biggest simp. in reality hes such a pathetic human being you'd almost feel bad for the lanky neek he is, until of course he calls you a gaylord.
friend 1: Hello Freddy Beer
Freddy Beer: Hey whassup GAYLORD HAHAHA Get OWNED LMAO XD gn
Everyone: who the fuck likes Freddy Beer
1. To be murdered by a bear (animal).
2. (Reference to large and hairy gay man) To engage in sexual activity with a bear (person).
3. (Reference to large and hairy gay man) To be murdered by a person who fits the description of a bear (person).
This is a reference to the popular video game Five Nights at Freddy's, in which the player must avoid being captured/murdered by various animatronic creatures - to include the the game's namesake, Freddy Fazbear.
1. "Did you hear? Timothy was walking in the woods last week and got Freddied! How gruesome..."
2. "When I came back from the club yesterday, I brought home a stranger and got Freddied."
3. "Greg's on a shirt because he got Freddied by some big hairy dude on the street. Greg flirted with him and the guy stabbed him!"
When you catch up with your mate Fred and he gets you smashed, anyone at anytime.
Sorry mate, running late, got Freddied last night
Freddie Tempest is the type of guy who has had insane life experiences and you cannot believe what he says has actually happened to him.
I talked to Freddie Tempest yesterday and he told me about how once he bumped into the Prince of Sweden at a casino in Monaco, and they bonded over lemon drop martinis talking about classic cinema.
a rhyming sentence to show that freddie may is in school house (a)
person 1: oh look there, thats freddie may.
person 2: no way! its Freddie may school house a