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(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse
Junk (bet) – Referred to as Dots, the bet involves earning a point, or Dot, for predetermined achievements during a round of golf. Dots are assigned a monetary value, say $1. Dots include, but are not limited to: Birdie, Chippie, Greenie, Mongolian Reversal (bet), Sandie, Barkie, Rockie, and the elusive Skullie (bet), almost earned by one of the clowns at the road on 4.
That fuckin’ Murphquake, he intentionally hits it into the bunkers just to get Junk (bet)!
A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup
SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"
SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."
this is when you feel like you're high, but you're not on drugs or alcohol.
Bob: Dude, I feel like I'm on a junk trip.
Joe: But, you're not high!
Bob: That's the whole point!
Social media posts that have no specific purpose or relevance. Basically the junk mail of social media.
I made a second account for my junk posts so they won’t hurt my main account’s views and likes.
how your balls feel when you mistake the BenGay for KY jelly.
i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!