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The walk of the condemned to the place of his execution.
"That blood is being executed, he'll walk the crow's mile from his cell to the gallows at dawn."
An Inch that might as have been a mile; alternatively, an inch that became a mile.
The shooter missed his mark by a Pennsylvania Mile.
The candidate won by a Pennsylvania Mile.
A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.
Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.
Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
Grab a pair 15 pound dumbbells and walk a mile. Painfully simple, not pleasant. Used as punishment for leaving gear at a wrestling tournament.
Coach: LET’S GO BOYS! WE’RE DOIN A FARMER MILE TODAY
Kid: Not again, I have calluses bigger than my knuckles fist already
A bowel movement taken on an airplane
After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.
Similar to the mile high club. The mile high guy is a guy who masturbates on a plane
During his flight to Ohio, John became a mile high guy in the plane lavatory.