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The cool, exciting New Zealand Island for young people, as opposed to the South Island for old, boring people
Wiremu: Bro, should we go to the South Island this summer?
Oliver: Nah, that place is for boring old people, and they have shit beaches
South Islander: We have good wine
Boring North Islander, very rare: Shut up Hawkes Bay wine is better
*South Islander cries*
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A town in new jersey that’s overall really disgusting. It’s the Brunswick nobody cares at all about. The town is overpopulated and there’s way too many Dunkin’ Donuts. There’s some weird people who live there too, and there’s absolutely nothing to do in the boring town. The schools are nasty looking on the inside. The high school has the slogan “We are North Brunswick” due to the events that occur there. Anything that could possibly ever happen, happens in North Brunswick.
Marty: “Did you hear about North Brunswick in the news today?”
Helen: “Yeah, North Brunswick is one strange town.”
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A over-rated male porn star who kicked off his career by starring in such Male Homo Erotica films as Cliff Banger and Back Door Gardeners III.
"Oaahhhh.....OAAHHHHHH!!!!! Oh, Im'a shit in ya men..."-Peter North
"WHAT!?"-Jenna Jameson
"Oaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"
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what can we say about north andover.....
well for starts this town sucks!!!
theres not much to do besides hang out downtown, which is lame, and ur automatically druggie if u hang there. pretty much weekends consist of getting fucked up!! and thats pretty much it.
so lets talk about the girls in the high school
each year the freshman girls get sleezeier and easier. and the majority of na girls have fake tans, white teeth,they all wear ugg boots and drink D&D .NA runs on dunkins!! there all 2 faced rich bitches who think there the shit. they get used by every guy in school. there the kind of girls that drunk before the dances but cant handle it. so they end making them look even worse then before. GOOD JOBS girls! there like talking to a parott, they repeat everything to anyone!!!
alright heres to the boys..
NA boys also suck. no manners imature, playa's and liers.
there is a one in a million chance that ull get a good one. its so hard to find a guy in this town. and if u do hes already slept with the cheerleading squad and half the FB team! the preppy ones suck mad dick and think they know everything.
PS NA IS not the hood!!!!!!!! wear clothes that fit you!!!!
kids in NA think there ghetto. but when they school they get in there BMW mustangs, Lexus.. good one!
hippi kids
these are the best kids i have ever met in my life. these are the real life kids in the town they no whats good. and they no how life works. thats because they dont get everything handed to them. they have to figure out how to live and how to get by in life. i have the best times with them! skipping school smoking weed! goign the mall! smoking butts drinking have a grand old time!!!!!!
love them
emo kids
they need to shower!!!!!!!!!! like u smelll!!!!!! there not even like emo they pretend. ripped shirts and bandana spikey hair black eyeliner doesnt make u emo!! it just makes u werid. MCR sucks!!!!!!!!!! grr they make me mad
this town is pretty much worst then any other town around here
north andover girl: omg i got so trashed this weekend. i like jumped on 20 guys and fell down the stairs! i was like sooooo drunk
other NA girl: omg where they hott?!
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cockney rhyming slang meaning to go for a slash or urinate
God, i couldnt half do with a North east
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North shore is a mountain biking track made from wood and other materials. Such places exist in 'les gets' france.
"dude, that nort shore is sick"
"fuck XC, im gonna ride some north shore"
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Lee Myung Bak: Hey Kim, let's go to Seoul in South Korea.
Kim Jong Il: Nah Pyongyang in North Korea is better.
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