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When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner
I think I have thanksgiving pants
A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.
Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it
pants that ride up at least 4" higher than a man's ankles. people who don't want to buy knew pants often wear old pant which look like fluds.
Wow look at Jimmy he looks like such a tool with those flud pants!
When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"
"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".
Alternative term for Y-fronts. The shape of the fly, although resembling an upside-down 'Y', actually looks more like a lambda symbol (the right way up).
I'm wearing my best lambda pants for my date tonight - I hope she likes them. At least the skid marks won't be too obvious.
An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"
A type of clothing that goes on the lower part of your torso and your legs 🦵