Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

Pee Bob

1) Spongebob's Penis.

2) Slang term for penis, usually used by dudes named Michael.

"Hey Patrick, c'mere and see my glorious Pee Bob"

Pee hole

People like to put things in it like phones and stuff

Hey my pee hole hurts

Pee cutter

-A strong Whiskey and water

“Get yourself a Pee cutter”

- Terrance Creech

second pee

When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.

"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"

Pants pee

Pants pee is when you use your pants, boxers, or briefs to hold your penis when you pee. You shake it like this as well, and your hands never actually make contact with your penis

I didn't want to have to wash my hands off, so I did the pants pee

pee funnel

A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.

Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."

Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."

Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."

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