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When you want to ask someone to be your boy/girlfriend but it's too soon to make it official.
She's not my girlfriend, but she is on the Bae Away Plan.
Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.
In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc
When plan one isn't an option, plan two is too expensive, so you punch her in the uterus
Man we had to go with the 3d plan
When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
An exemplary example of the female species that will, despite all of your best efforts, manage to fuck up all of your carefully laid out plans by not arriving at the pre-agreed destination with the sole intention to create frustration.
"Whats the matter Tom? You seem down".
"I had a date with Hillary and she didn't show up".
"I tried to tell ya man, she's a plan slut".
A person who you've developed a crush on, but 'plan' is in the name because you have another crush. It's basically their code name.
Oh my god. Plan AA just half-hugged me.
Plans you make with people you have no real intention of carrying out
:Plans friends make knowing they will never happen
Person 1 "Hey it's been a long time, we should get together soon and do something!
Person 2 "Yeah of course, I'll let you know when I'm free..." (He just made Ghost plans with him)