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After a weekend at the river you return home with, cuts, bumps, bruises, and bite marks that you can't explain how the heck they got there.
OMG! More "River Battle Scars" are appearing on my body What the hell did we do this weekend.
Looks like you went sailing with the Captain this weekend, did he Ravage your body and Plunder your Booty??
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Crusty, dried blood stuck to the surrounding area of a woman's vagina during, or just after, her menstral cycle.
Before I munch some box, you've got to get rid of that Red River clay.
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origin: a homage to both the river styx and America's most notoriously drugged out late-70s supermodel, Gia Carangi
definition: using IV drugs recreationally. also see slamming
"High? For fucks sake, she's been swimming the river gia since she met the needle"
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Describing somebody as an Ol' Man River may seem lighthearted, but it can be a profound and deeply offensive slur. It denotes a certain air of premature decrepitude, of abandoned dreams and failed goals, of a life without youth, born into middle-agedness, and an adolescence as exciting, fun, and fulfilling as the average octogenarians visit to the doctor's office.
"Dylan is such an Old Man River! Male to male exchange is really his only active hobby."
"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."
"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"
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The act of giving oral pleasure after eating ice cubes.
Sally gave Bill an arctic river dance last night, after he bought her a Slushie.
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I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.
Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.
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its when a boy named alex poops out of his genitalia region and eats it for breakfast EVERYDAY! ewwwww that is so gross!
OMG HE TOTTALLY RAINBOW RIVERED IN HIS PANTS!
ewww he totally is rainbow rivering
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