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When an Asian-white kid hits it from the back
"John Cho just hit Alexis with a Storming Rohrman"
Your office complex/community's landscape company. They come through blowing leaves and dirt all over the place and are gone in minutes!
The landscape people came through here like a Mexican Storm with their leaf blowers! Got garbage and crap all over my motorcycle.
A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).
Rob is delusional in his thoughts that he has the mythical perfect storm.
A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
When a porn star brushes their hair the day after a bukkake session!
Amber was shedding dried cum with her brush and the bathroom was covered in a Porn Star Snow Storm!
A person who goes head-on into tornadoes and hurricanes both for the adrenaline rush and to scientifically record wind speed, amount of rain or hail, intensity of lightning, etc. An indisputable help for NOAA and weather forecasters, but considered foolhardy by many people.
It's tornado season and the storm watchers are out there full force.
Person 1: watch out for the storm. you're playin' fortnite ya know.
Person 2: Storm schmorm. thing can lick my fuckin' balls
Storm schmorm. the thing can lick my fuckin' balls