two Fingering

1.When you have both fingers in each nose hole and drive at the same time.

2. When you make a gun motion with your hands and then proceed to stick it up someones ass hole.

I seen a lady two fingering her nose while driving past my job

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Two handers

A mammary gland so large it takes two hands to manoeuvre. Usually found in pairs.....

Did you see the size of the bangers on that chick, two handers for sure!

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Terrible Two's

A sudden, extremely urgent need to defecate.

From "Whose Line is it Anyway" (Scenes From a Hat) 'Adults still experiencing the Terrible Two's'. : "Jim, I've made a decision about that promoti-- *GASP* Ooo!... *hobbles towards restroom*" (struck by the Terrible Two's mid-sentence).

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Two dimensional

1. (Noun) A girl with no personality

2.(Noun) the state of being so high you start two function as a a 2d character

Man he hit the bong he is gonna be two dimensional

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Two Pigger

Coming from old agricultural Britain. This is a term for a woman who is very strong, and largely built.

She can carry two pigs under her arms at once. She is a two pigger.

Word, what a munter.

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[Two-Checker]

Too-cheker N: An individual with complete disregaurd for one's health, who enjoys living in financial stability and is willing to do what it takes to obtain this status.

Of course the Russianbear can afford his new mansion and 1967 Shelby Cobra 427, for he is a two-checker and lives in financial stability.

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go for two

The split-second decision made when entering the bathroom to pee but going to the stall instead. Often a good call.

What took so long, bro? Just wanted to piss but decided to go for two

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