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The crappiest Cell phone provider ever. With its $2.50 ringtones and your 25 cents a minute calls, that are always DROPPED. Nothing ever goes right, no service EVER. Its horrible. Maybe I should go to Europe to make a damn phone call where I have service!
Person 1: So are we chilling tonight? I just got a new Virgin Mobile Celly!
P2: Yeah, sure, I'll check out yer new phone!
P1: Okay cool so I'll meet you at the co- *click*
P2: DAMMIT VIRGIN MOBILE!
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An Arkansas virgin is a girl that can run faster than her brothers.
Marilou was, like many girls on the track team, an Arkansas virgin.
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A pussy that although has mabye been fingered or ate out, never actually penetrated. i.e. fucked
Kenny: yo man i finally got inside bitchywhoreface the other day with my unit, that was some nice virgin pussy.. she even bled
Friend: yea its about time, youve put everything else inside of her cept for that.
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When you are a neo virgin it means you are loyal to “God” and won’t have sex til marriage. As it is said in the “Bible”
1. Boyfriend: Babe wanna do it tonight
Girlfriend: I can’t remember, I’m a neo virgin. Can’t have sex til marriage!
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An expression refering to people who wear cut offs that think that there buff but really arent....douchebags. A word thought up by the late jon einarson
mostly rednecks in wife beaters, virgin gunshow
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Any guy that specifically targets the legally ambiguous Virgin, do to some please he finds in pull a Cherry Poptart.
1. I saw Mike with that young looking blond we saw last night. That dude is such a Virgin Surgeon.
2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!
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Person who gets no sunlight and doesn't go outside. Their pasttimes are playing video games and watching dvd's on their computer.
An example of a sunlight virgin is:
zex|sunman <summy>
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