Wild rusty canoe

When a man shoves a woman's head under water in a river for several minutes until she is unconscious and then sticks a piece of an old canoe inside her vagina.

"Hey would you like to help me give my wife a wild rusty canoe tomorrow at the river?"

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wild rainforest gorilla backbreaker

When having intercourse, the female lays face first on the ground. The male will climb up a tree, imitating a wild gorilla. The male then dives off a tree and lands on the female, inserting into her. The male then lodges onto the female, lifts her off his scrotum, and throws her 30 ft in the air. On her way down, the male will knee her in the back using his superhuman gorilla strength, which will crush her spine. This ends with the female laying on the ground cringing in pain, while the male inserts Raising Cane's sauce into the deceased uterus for lubrication, while watching Dave Ramsey's Total Money Maker.

Troy: "Damn, what happened to Gabriella?!"
Ryan: "I heard that Chad fucked her so hard her spine busted!"
Troy: "He must've done the Wild Rainforest Gorilla BackBreaker.."

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🃏 Wild Trap 🃏

A YouTuber with 26,000 subscribers he is mostly known for is edits and memes he streams and likes to be called the dominator

🃏 wild trap 🃏

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Like The Wild Man of Borneo

The term is derived from an alternate epithet of an early California sideshow performer Oofty Goofty. The used of the epithet is a barely recognized example of the racial insensitivity that was prevalent at the time.

The term did not spread very far from it's home state.(The expression, Like The Wild Man of Borneo was probably used mostly in California.)

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Wild horny goat weed

This is used to get a boner when a man wants to do a goat.

Where is my wild horny goat weed? I want to fuck a goat.
Dude, take some wild horny goat weed before you do that goat.

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Wild irish hoe

Noun A female who likes to get intoxicated on the cheap ghetto wine Wild Irish Rose

"Me and my girl are some wild irish hoes,all we like to shwill on is wild irish rose"

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Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat

- A rare sub-species of Jungle Cat distantly related to those found in parts of Asia & Indonesia.
- Usually found in South America, however occasionally can be found in the cooler climates of the Pacific Northwest, particularly Vancouver, BC.
- These wild cats pounce on unsuspecting victims, often as they fall asleep in bed, or prepare dinner.

The Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat said rawr as it pounced upon its unsuspecting victim