FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome)

A condition where one experiences a sudden feeling of falling and shock, akin to falling back on a chair, caused be nearly drifting off to sleep but waking abruptly...like they used in Inception (the kick)

Arthur used an elevator and explosives to initiate FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome) in a zero-G environment.

Business man sitting in chair

I am business man

Business man sitting in chair

A-chair raised off the ground

A squid 🦑 in the ocean

The a-chair raised off the ground

Make-out Musical Chairs

A game in which one less than half the participants sit in a circle facing outward while the other half + 1 walks in a circle around the seated participants as music plays. When the music stops, those circling "make-out" with the closest seated individual until the round is declared over and all seated participants are chosen. The player who does not find a partner is out and during the next round one seated player is also removed. The game continues in this way until all seated players have been removed.

I love watching girls play make-out musical chairs.

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up-side down chair

best way to satisfy 4 fags at one time.

"those fags botherin you? flip that chair over and RUN!!!"

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it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

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“Folded like a lawn chair”

A phrase usually used to describe a slutty sex position only practiced by immoral women.

Anne was “folded like a lawn chair” after begging the homeless man for some dick.

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