Chief no Wipey

The act of going #2 and then immediately showering instead of using toilet paper. The term came into existence when an Encinitas man went on vacation with friends and let them know how badly he needed to poop. Upon arriving at the hotel the man pooped & showered. However, his friends noticed that the toilet paper was still neatly folded. Thus the term Chief no Wipey came into existence.

I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom today & had to pull a chief no wipey

DARK Chief

The best leader.
The best emperor.
The best chief.
The best lord.
NORAH IS PRO

"Hey, I just joined and met the DARK Chief! He's pro!"
"PRO NORAH W"

Slurpee chief

He is perfect he is formally known as slurpee chief but his real name is Cameron Mitchell

The slurpee chief is legally obligated to fill up his slurpee first

deputy chief

An Officer serving the Law under Fire Prevention. Not a Cop or a Police person

The definition should suffice as to the understanding of what a Deputy Chief means, Unless you cannot comprehend because your real young or just a moron

chiefed it

When you fuck up and realize you suck at life

Baseball thrown*

Person drops ball

"Ah u chiefed it damnit"

Kansas City Chiefs

The best team in all of football history! Also used for when you fuck your mom accidentally.

Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!

Chief Complaint

1) used in medicine to identify the primary reason why one came to see the doctor

2) the leading complainer of your roommates who wont ever shut the fuck up

"can you believe Donnie? All that prick does is bitch, moan and complain about the pube shavings on the bathroom sink!"

"Yeah dude, he is forever known as the holy Chief Complaint"