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Love of your life

James: aww Franki, you're definitely my cunt
Franki: sorry but I think we're better as friends

by Teacakes4vwin August 8, 2019

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Cunt

1- Vagina
2- Someone you love as much as your favorite vagina
3- any individual of any gender who is temporarily acting like or forever destined to be an unreasonable, over-aggressive, arrogant, authoritarian, fascist who would secretly love to devour your soul if you ever used the word, "cunt" to accurately describe their raging irrationality
4- UrbanDictionary.com submission editors

Like, "fuck," cunt can only be defined by the context in which it is placed and never by some fuzzy cunt's subjective opinion.

Example 1:

John to his drinking buddy as he ponies up to the bar: "There's my favorite fucking cunt!"
Paul in response: "I'll be your cunt-brother from another mother until the day I day, my good man!"

Example 2:

Barbara to her lesbian lover in the throes of passion: Bump my cunt! Bump my cunt!

Example 3:

Nancy to her lesbian lover after a long day at work: I can't wait to smother your cunt tonight!
Sally: Listen, bitch, until you start washing the dishes, my cunt is off limits.

Example 4:

Liz to her best friend she hasn't seen in a year: Oh my god! How you been, girlfriend?!?! I missed your crazy-stupid, cunt-ass!
Tina in joyful response: Oh, honey! You're my favorite cunt in the World!

Example 5:

Sally: Did you see John run up to that peaceful protester with a pro-Trump sign and punch the dude in the mouth?
Jane: I did! He's such a fucking cunt!

by trollwarsclub July 8, 2017

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cunt

Mary Austin

For example, when Mary Austin got rid of all the fan signs, messages, flowers, etc in front of Garden Lodge (that were there for Freddie) because her home was being β€œdefaced”. This makes her a cunt.

Mary Austin is a cunt.
(not to be confused with Lucy Boynton who is just an actress and is wonderful.)

by misterf4hrenheit April 21, 2019

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Cunt

A Bitchy Bratty Girl

There embarrassing and Sammi's a cunt

by Andy Sor June 25, 2017

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Cunt

Derogatory term for a Gemaholic. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.

Gemaholic "Larry" is a fucking cunt

by therealone23 February 15, 2017

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Cunt

You

You're a cunt

by Harley Quinn nice to meet ya December 20, 2016

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Cunt

Most of the popular kids. They act the same and think they’re the real shit but the act like pussies and are super loud. Teachers don’t seem to hate them cuz the kids eat their ass up like a burger after trying to be vegan for a week. Nobody likes these people but each other. One kid will get in once in a while, but gets thrown back to the middle dude who are chill. They don’t like these kids cuz they are now going to act like a cunt still. Fuck outta here cunt. There’s alway 1 popular dude who is pretty chill an actually nice. Keep it up bud, you keep yourself accountable.

Brady: why the hell are you wearing shorts, it’s only 72 degrees out you loser.
Anthony: Get the hell away from me you cunt, I’ll chop your tiny chode off you chicken rapist.

by 0zzie April 25, 2019

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