Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .

Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"

meat moving

Meat moving pertains to the male anatomy. This is when a male becomes aroused and has an erection.

Ronnie and Brett practice their meat moving skills together on a regular basis. Practice makes perfect.

Grizzly Meat

Pour honey down the crack of your ass. Let several gay men viciously and aggressively claw and eat honey from your ass while roaring when you cum.

I’ll grab the honey and you guys can turn my butthole into Grizzly Meat.

gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack

FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently

Meat Schtickle

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

meat fencing

When gay sex gets competitive/violent.

"can you hear that meaty clout?"
"yeah, sounds like some vicious meat fencing"

Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.