Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).
I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.
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A person that has nothing but witty and sassy insults, often used with impeccable timing and nonchalance; i.e. a person who gives a lot of shade. This tree can extend to various other types of trees with excess foliage, ranging from Redwood trees (shade in groups) to Grandmother Willow (master queen of shade as seen in Disney's Pocahontas).
Carbquanda: Rihanna shouldn't cake cake cake cake cake cake on all that makeup, be lookin' like a clown.
Quicha: You's such an oak tree, girl.
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Not only is he an awesome artist, but he is ALSO immortal, dude almost dies like 5 times and is still alive. True legend.
"Hey have you heard about Oliver Tree?" "Yeah, the guy who somehow always survives near-dead experiences."
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I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.
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A woman who would not be in the room, job, backstage, pageant, etc, if not for her skinny frame and large breasts.
That's the lead singer standing over there surrounded by boob trees.
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If you're referring to the fbz song, palm treeing is sticking your hand in a bag of weed and scooping out a handful
"I got a palm full of trees"
"You're palm treeing"
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