Pimp Hand

The use of ones back hand to exhert force appon ones Biatch

Pimps up, Ho's down

"i keep my pimp hand strong...and my bitches in line"

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hand turkey

when you are fingering a girl with four fingers and you then proceed to use your thumb and rub her clit with it while gobbling like a turkey

"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met at that party last night!"

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Bum Hands

Bum hands refers to hands that smell of fecal matter, usually the result of using an inadequate amount of toilet paper coupled with a failure to wash the affected hands.

"Because he lacked bathroom hygiene, the stench of Mr. Watkin's bum hands permeated the room."

"Not only did Mr. Watkin's burp and fart repeatedly, he also had bum hands."

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hand seizure

the sudden spasm of the typing hand on the keyboard, causing a jumble of random letters, usually done when a person is bored chatting with someone online, or to avoid a question or difficult situation

Example of a hand seizure used in a situation:

Olivia- "Hey Mark"
Mark- "hey"
Olivia- "so i think we should talk about the 5 grand you owe me"
Mark- "asethjabn rgn aeut"
Olivia- "what did you say?"

Mark- "ryoiyotykyu,ldtjmduy,"
Olivia- "i'll be sendin you an email"

Olivia Clark has logged off
Mark Mcdreckor has logged off

END CHAT

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pimp hand

1. the hand you use to back-hand pplz with

2. the ability to keep yo hoes in line

3. something sean connery has

"it'sh ok to hit a woman, as long as it'sh an open hand."
keepin that pimp hand strong

-sean connery

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hand jibber

Slang for Hand job (where a girl jacks a guy off)

Hariot Tubman gave me a hand jibber under the table

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back hand

Hit sum with the back of your hand, cracking your knuckles on thier head.

Shut up b4 i back hand u bitch

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