You up?

Invitation for a booty call or sexting. Usually received as a text message.

Billy, in a text: Hey. You up?
Sandy, in a text: Yes.
Billy, in a text: Wanna come over?

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you are the father

A sentence that can be heard on the mind-numbing Maury Povich show, which is a show that I watch every day after school but won't admit it.
This sentence is used usually after some ugly black woman is crying because she slept around with 15 guys and got pregnant and now she doesn't know her baby's father is.

LaShoniqua: Ah am 125% sure he is mah baby's daddy. (Sobs moronically)
Maury: Why do you think he refuses to admit he's the father?
LaShoniqua: (Eyes suddenly bug out, angry) Because he do wanna be ah man, he don'wan' da reszponzibility!
He needs to step up and be a man, and take care of his child!!
Drey: I think LaShoniqua is a hoe. She sleep wit everyone.
Maury: When it comes to 4-month-old Naziqua, you are the father.
LaShoniqua: (Leaps up from chair, begins barking into Drey's face as he walks off stage, PO'd.

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are you high?

meaning roughly what the fuck are you talking about/doing? usually when interacting with mentalists who generally have no idea what they are doing, and come up with mad notions and ideas i.e 'lets jump out of a plane with no parachutes!'

friend ' hey lets go and get our clits pierced!'
me 'what???'
friend 'yeah be good fun!'
me 'whats the matter with you?'
me ' are you high????'

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you a ho

Generally used more in a friendly, jocular manner when a homegirl expresses her sexually promiscuous escapades to another homegirl. The typical response is "you a ho!" to show surprise at the situation, but usually not disgust or anger.

It's kind of ghetto sounding, but not as stupid sounding as youz a ho.

Keisha: Oh gurl, I was lookin at my camera from the party last night... I gave a lapdance to Marcus and a blowjob to Jamal!!
Lafonda: Gurl you a ho!
Keisha: Shit gurl I know!

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You bet

Yes, sure, surely.

You´re welcome.

Thank you. You bet.
Are you coming to the party? You bet

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you's people

a word reffering to people or pearsons 1+ one or more people

or a form of slang reffering to a group or nationality

you's people is driving me nutz

you's people is invading my privacy

look what you's people did to my car

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You good?

Very casual way of asking "how are you?", more similar to "are you well?".

"YO! You good?"

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