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A Twitter slang to burst someone's ego (by doing some reality check)
Basically, it's a sarcastic and passive-aggressive way to say: listen faggot, you're not special. You're not a beautiful and unique special snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
Dear lane-hogger, you think you flower?
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Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal
I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog
use when you think something is beautiful.
Elaine: “I really hurt my arm yesterday :/”
Brittany: “and i think that's beautiful.”
An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.
"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"
applying bulk fake tan and ending up brown af
you think yo black
Parents' other way of saying no
Me: "can i get a new PS4 controller. Mine broke yesterday "
Parents: "We'll think about it "
*one week later*
Me:"so,have you thought about it?"
Parents:"what are you talking about?"
Me:"The replacement controller for my PS4"
Parents:"oh that. We said no last time"
Me:"you said...NVM"
Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews
I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe
I’m smarter than you people think I am