My nuts are in a tight wind

an expression used when your in a sticky situation and you dont know what to do

so the other night i accidently banged tom in the pooper, the lights were off and i thought it was vanessa, ugh my nuts are in a tight wind right now.

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air tight ski pole

When you take five guys and one girl and have sex with her. Three dudes picking a whole, either mouth, ass or pussy. While they fuck her in her wholes she takes the two other guys standing at her side and begins jerking them off as if using ski poles.

Dude #1: Man we need to run the ol' air tight ski pole on this bitch.
Dude #2: Dude I get one of the wholes no matter what.
Dude #3: I get ass you get pussy?
Dude #4: What if your shit touches, won't that be weird?
Dude #2 and 3: Maybe, but fuck it.
Dude #4: Ok, well I'll take the mouth, I guess that leaves you guys as the poles.
Dude #1 and 5: FUCK! Well there better be plenty of lube.

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Jeans Tight Hips Out

Chin up and move on

Girl: I don't think I can do this anymore.
Friend : Jeans Tight Hips Out girl, you got this.

is a frogs ass water tight

This is a phrase that hails from the heart of Georgia. It is used to describe something that is so obvious.

Davi - Are we going to get Chimichangas

Gus - Is a frogs ass water tight.

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get your head tight

To get high, esp. by using marijuana (cannabis).

Also: to get one's head right.

Syn. Take care of head (q.v.)

I'm going to sit out on the patio and chill, but first, I gotta get my head tight.

You just had a long day of work, homie. Before you bother with any other bullshit, I just rolled a blunt, and I'm going to get your head tight.

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Tight Dirty Thirty Balls

-T.D.T.B. A transitional state of a man’s testicals in which they no longer have the luster of youth they once had in their 20’s

-Noun: wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 30 years or older. (more commonly referred to as T.D.T.B.)

-Balls that always seem to be sweaty and sticky

Girl 1: "So, how is Gordan in bed?"

Girl 2: " he was turning me on and all, but then I felt his Tight Dirty Thirty Balls (T.D.T.B) and I would have needed to do some blow to get on that!

I don't Have old man balls i still have T.D.T.B

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mad-crazy-sick-tight

It is simply the most awesomest of awesome. There's nothing in the world more magical or in fact meaningful.

Lance: Did you see those chicks fighting at the party last night?
Chuck: Hell yeah I did. That was mad-crazy-sick-tight. LOL!

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