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computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables

A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

by fishgaming May 10, 2023

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real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.

the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"

by soccern00b May 3, 2010


Computate

Not a goddamn word

Computate is not a goddamn word, Bobby.

by Wardsmythe October 30, 2021


hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023


computer cussin'

As in, ya either swear BY them, or ya swear AT them. :P

My checkout-clerk friend at Walmart admitted that her cantankerous cash-register was certainly a pain in the you-know-what on frequent occasions, and so it might indeed tempt its operators to indulge in a little computer cussin' once in a while.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019


computer

something i want to punch after a day of online school

im sick and tired of quarantine. not even my computer can take it, its starting to run slow

by johny fucking depp April 5, 2021


Computer

Where most people live nowadays.

"Hey have you ever used a computer?"
"Yeah, have you?"

by JakeHale07 October 29, 2019