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The host of "To Catch A Predator".
He's like the boogieman to pedophiles.
Their boner-kill.
Wouldn't be awesome if Chris Hansen busted a guy that played for the Nashville Predators?! EPIC!
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most sexiest canadian tv host ever in total drama history
“who is that HOT SEXY BEAST right there??!!” me: “it’s chris mclean!”
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A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
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When you're having sex ( mish, doggy, cowgirl etc) you pull out and fart in her face, then continue as if nothing happened.
Last night when I fucking my girlfriend, I did a Dirty Chris in her face.
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Drummer of the All-American Rejects.
Has 1-inch plugs.
Makes the cutest face in AAR's Feed the Children video.
Apparently loves cereal.
Has dated his current girlfriend for, now, nine years.
Chris Gaylor is one gnarly drummer and needs more than two entries on urbandictionary.com.
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Chris Kendall also known as crabstickz is a 26 year old (northern) British youtuber . He started making videos in 2008 and he has over 528,000 subscribers! (Yay go Chris). He is also a member of 'the fantastic foursome' which is a group of friends that sometimes make amazing videos together (dan, phil, pj and him). Chris has an amazing sense of humor that some people may find frightening but I think it's awesome! People often ship Chris and pj together because of jokes they make... however they are straight (probably). Chris often dresses up like different people on his channel; like becca or Enrique. He is also extremely attractive.
youtuber fantastic foursome
Do you know Chris Kendall?
The really hot one?
Yes!
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Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.
My wife Chris Hansened me while I was masturbating , she was so mad she threw out my porn.
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