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(n) A journey on a boat arranged by a group of mobsters who secretly plan to kill you and toss you into some body of water. They do not have to necessarily be Italian.
Eventually the Mafia caught on to Joey's trechery and secretely took him on a Sicilian Fishing Trip out to the Mediteranean.
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An expression used to suggest a person not to get angry.
Man Don't even trip, She only cheated on you because she's like that.
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See masturbation. See also porno.
"Damn man, that Jenna Jameson sure is an ego trip. It wouldn't be that way if I did her in real life though..."
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don't worry about it- it ain't worth it
Hey man don't even trip, that hoe was askin to get knocked up.
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A Jewish Guilt Trip is the course of action taken upon a Jew when one feels they need to get there way. a Jewish guilt trip is more powerful then anything in this universe and can be very dangerous if not used correctly. Jewish mothers use this power quite a lot. These are performed best by Jews.
classic Jewish Guilt Trips
speaker 1-"hey are you going to eat the last bagel?"
Jew-"oh no go ahead take it"
speaker 1-"you sure?"
Jew-"positive, go right ahead enjoy"
speaker 1-"you sure?, cause it's ok, really, like i don't really want it"
Jew-"no it's fine, sure i haven't eaten in days and could probably die, but please, enjoy"
speaker 1-"oh no i can't, here have it"
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"what i come all this way, and you offer me nothing to drink, nothing to nibble on, what kind of hospitality is this? I assure you if you had traveled the distance I have i would have a nice spread of snacks for you"
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Crossing the bridge from Detroit to Windsor, ON to go to the strip clubs.
The strip clubs in Detroit were just not raunchy enough so we went on a Canadian Fishing Trip
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To have fun when going out, especially when dancing under disco lights at clubs/parties.
see also: get down; groove tonight
(me)That was me tripping the light fantastic with Traci Johnson at the the Spring Fling Dance Thing!
(lackey)I wish I were as cool as you. I stood by the wall the whole time and cried.
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