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de-turd

to remove or devein shrimp or crawfish.

I am not eating that shrimp until you de-turd it.

I only eat crawfish that have been de-turded.

by Fart Jarfunkle February 17, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

One who burgles turds.

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'

by therondi92 March 8, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.

Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell

by Russian86 February 3, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

Humourously derogative term for a gay man.

That guy is fucking turd burglar!

by Dr. J.J. January 16, 2006

70๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

64๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bird that turd

The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.

I was gonna do my homework, but bird that turdโ€”House is on.

by hotspanxforhighranks March 12, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burger

Instead of a beef patty, its a turd

Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger

by DJ Gunn April 1, 2006

51๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž