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Derogatory English slang for one who masturbates i.e. a jerk off.
That bloke's driving a Range Rover, what a complete and utter wanker
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A grown man wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.
Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.
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n. Unskilled player in an online war game, such as Modern Warfare 2, who devotes endless effort to bitching, whining and obscene trash talking, while getting killed over and over.
These players tend to complain that everyone on the other team (or everyone else in a free-for-all) is either a "noob tuber" or "camper." Often guilty of being a team killer, due to anger management issues. Generally leaves the game in a rage quit.
You ****ing noobs; you're all f*gs; I ****ed your mom! (Dies.)
Ha ha. Ladies, this kid is a Full Metal Wanker. (Mutes player.)
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Carnforth high is full of wankers, the girls are all slags, and the boys are all fuck boys a specially Charlie ash most of the year 7s smoke and don’t even inhale like Marcus burrows everyone smokes weed and does MD every weekend mr Fox is fat and doesn’t let u do anything when he’s not even in charge of the fucking school, I give up w this school...
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People who say they're from London when they're really, really not. Based on the Oyster travel card system where Zones 1-3 are generally recognized as actually being in an urban enviroment as opposed to the fucking boonies way out there in Chesham or Epping or some shit.
Mo: You say you're from London. Whereabouts?
Christopher: Ruislip. It's the last stop on the Central Line.
Mo: ...you are such a massive Zone 6 wanker.
Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.
Person 1: Did you vote?
Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.
Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.
English (British) - term used to describe a pug (dog breed)
I need to go to the veterinarian so I can pick up Sophie’s flat faced wanker.