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When you are having intercourse, you have the woman squirt all over important paperwork, afterwords you let it dry, and let your co-worker deal with the paperwork in the morning !
Man, my wife brought home extra paperwork because her asshole boss. Jokes on him, we did the Wet Politician !
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When a females pussy isn't just wet, it's really really wet.
My girls pussy was soaking wet from her masturabtion while giving me a blowjob before my cock even entered into her.
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A game in which participants proceed to masturbate in a circle around a cooked waffle. Last participant to ejaculate is required to eat the fresh "wet waffle".
Damn yo I'm trying to call up the posse and get a stupendous round of wet waffle. I hope I blow my load quick because last time I ate the waffle I had to get my stomach pumped because there was so much cum icing topping the waffle.
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1) Dreaming about fucking a girl or pillow or whatevers and you ejaculate from just dreaming about it.
2) The most easiest and effortless method of masterbating.
I had a wet dream last night and nutted all in my draws. But the chick in my dream was pretty hot. I think she'll call me back.
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The act of urination in another's anal cavity. Although completely absurd, it is erotic in the most fecal kind of way. Apparently the piss running through and out of one's asshole is a sensation only one who is in touch with all five senses could fathom.
1.)"Christina gave Stephen a wet cushion, what the fuck?"
2.)"Josh wet cushioned that bitch last night."
3.)Justin was completely turned on, after explaining the act of the infamous "wet cushion" to Katie, they proceeded in doing the ungrateful yet exotic act of sexual pleasure.
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Drip Wet (adj.), often stylized as DripWet or #DripWet, is used to describe the status of someone who has been thoroughly turned on by something sexy AF. Drip Wet is not only the literal physical condition of sex parts but also a way of life.
Zack's beard is nice AF, it had 'em all Drip Wet
Alessandra's body is banging, she made all those dudes Drip Wet
Alex had me Drip Wet but then I saw his teeth
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