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A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.
Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ΰΆ
To be catfished at the largest level. When someone gives the illusion that they appear like something when in reality they donβt look or act in a particular manner.
Bro was beyond cat fished, that guy got killer whaled. Lol π€£
When a vagina literally look like it can swallow you up like krill then spit you out its blow hole
Look out for the girl with the vagina whale my friend lost his left nut to her
A very idiotic animal, who snatches food of you and eats all day.
Person 1: Maria is very cute.
Person 2: No, it's Hoggle Whale!
oh em gee, we must help that beached whale.
no let's lol at the fail whale
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The most powerful weapon in the Stargate World's game.
My P90 of the Whale easily mows through any target.
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Any omelette, homemade or ordered in a restaurant, that consists of at least 7 eggs (or egg whites). In addition, there must be some other ingredient that adds to the gargantuan nature of the omelette, such as turkey, or a mix of cheeses, mushrooms, onions, tomato, etc. One should be able to finish this meal in one sitting, barring a pussy eating it. The omelette is best complemented by either a fruit cup or a vegetable medley.
Joshua always orders a Whale Of An Omelette when he attends various diners because he thoroughly enjoys both the leanness and satisfaction that the omelette provides.
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