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When a vagina literally look like it can swallow you up like krill then spit you out its blow hole
Look out for the girl with the vagina whale my friend lost his left nut to her
A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.
Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ΰΆ
To be catfished at the largest level. When someone gives the illusion that they appear like something when in reality they donβt look or act in a particular manner.
Bro was beyond cat fished, that guy got killer whaled. Lol π€£
A very idiotic animal, who snatches food of you and eats all day.
Person 1: Maria is very cute.
Person 2: No, it's Hoggle Whale!
oh em gee, we must help that beached whale.
no let's lol at the fail whale
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The most powerful weapon in the Stargate World's game.
My P90 of the Whale easily mows through any target.
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Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.
This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.
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