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An Indian Man with a jack station you have to clean after he moves out, and you’re moving in.
An Indian man between 26-35 years old who apartment smells like ball sack and curry.
“You should have seen the spunk stains in that dirty curry whores jack shack! I can’t believe how many pubes were in there!
When you have a takeaway and then you immediately need to take a shit. The size can vary, but it mostly comes out the sphincter as a hot spicy and runny liquid. The effects are at its peak when a jalfrezi is consumed, but it can also be caused by madras, tikka masala or even Korma if you're a fucking imbecile and can't handle even a hint of spice.
My dad had curry ass last night.
an urban term for that first love you can't get rid of.
your first girlfriend or boyfriend that made you the happiest.
and no matter how long ago it was or how it ended or who came afterwards— you just never stop loving them.
it sucks... lol.
friend: "why wont you date him?"
me: "i— i can't."
friend: "you're still hungup on that one guy?"
me: *sigh* *shrug* "he's my curry stain. there's nothing i can do about it."
friend: "not even if you---"
me: "ive tried everything... i mean it, there's nothing i can do about it."
Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
My goodness my night took a very exhausting turn once we started the Brian cream of curry.
Akayla Curry is one intriguing person. She's weird, yet super fun to be around. If you make her mad, she tends to say what she has to say, which guys find pretty cool. She's not popular, but she is pretty good associates with a lot of people. She goes through things, but gets tons of support from family and friends. She loves to be there for her friends and they mean the world to her.
Hey y'all! It's Akayla Curry! She's eating pizza with.... Bricks?! Weird but I like it!
A weird boy who loves curry and has a sexual fetish for cream eggs
Mark: “Hey Abdul curry Karim egg what are you eating?”
Abdul: *stuffs cream egg down his pants* “ it’s a cream egg, and I ain’t eating it!!”
The nickname for an indian girl’s sacred pussy
Mike: Damn, Ronee, I want to shove my 4-inch, uncut throbbing cock in that hairy curry pink pocket and make you rip that silk veil off your face while you beg for more.
Ronee: Whateber you like, Master. Please do that before my dad gets home from his shift at 7-11. My pussy is bery, bery horny.