willy wonka

another phrase for "really want to" or "really wanna"

I willy wonka go to the next My Way My Love / Plastic Constellations show.

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boxcar willie

1 - A hobo that frequents the trains and requires someone to wash his feet all the time. Like the dude in the simpsons during that one episode.

2 - Old musician dude with good tunes

1 - Boxcar willie has been riding the trains for 20 years, and still hasn't had a decent shower

2 - Oh man, these old Boxcar Willie 8-tracks are teh rox0r

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free willy

When a man urinates without the use of his hands.

"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"

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free willy

when getting on the freeway, going from the on-ramp all the way to the innermost lane in one pass.

if you hurry up, you're gonna get a free willy right into the carpool lane!

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A willy wonka

Eating a chocolate bar out of someone's asshole while wearing a top hat.

My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and being hungary I ate it out of her ass. whild watching a willy wonka and the chocolate factory and masturbating over dwarfs

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Playing Willies

Verb, To play willies,:

-To go to a friends house and compare penises/ touch your penis/each others penises.

-To go to a friends house to hang around and and occasionally play Lego Batman, Lego Indy Lego StarWars and Lego.

Person A: wanna go play willies
Person B: yeah im gonna kick yo ass with the joker.
Person C: can i come?
Person B: Yeah but you have to be Bat Girl.
Person C: I love playing willies
Person A: Your just gay.

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A Willy Wonker

A male reproductive organ.

Hey guys! Guess what? Hilary Clinton gots a Willy Wonker!

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