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Favorite Child

A favorite child is usually the middle child or the youngest, the favorite child is the kid who can get away with anything by sucking up to the parent, when I say anything I mean anything that you couldn’t get away with at his age.

Mike: I’m gonna eat the last of the lucky charms.
Mom: No your not those are for your brother.
Mike: He gets all the special treatment because he’s a favorite child.

by Izzy.G098 January 1, 2022


statistic child

A kid whose sole purpose in life is to be a statistic.
Mostly kids with mental health problems, or diseases.
These kids are usually not loved by their family.

Todd is a suicidal transguy. He's already a statistic child, since nobody really loves him... hopefully he'll overcome that.

by Tim Smokes March 16, 2018


Toxic Child

Angry 8 year old that got nothing to do in life, loves making people mad and spams "EZ" in chat after winning against someone and calls someone a hacker when they get killed

Person1: EZ EZ EZ yall noobs get gud at dis gaem lol L L L L L L
Person2: *kills person1*
Person1: NOOB HACKER NO WAY HACKR I REPORTED U MY DAD OWNS THIS GAME HE IS GONNA BAN U HACKR HACKER HAX HAX UR SO BAD THAT NEEDS TO HACK KID SKAGKHJAUGHWEIYGAYG
Person3: Lmao Toxic Child

by NotFUnnidUd May 11, 2021


Enragement child

Child created out of anger

Enragement child is common in the side's family

by 459395 June 1, 2023


Buestiny's Child

When you spend all day eating nothing but Kinder Bueno products, and you take a large dump.

"I've just done the largest Buestiny's Child"

by ChildishGambueno April 17, 2019


WENDIGO CHILD

A “Magic Being” capable of Creating their own reality unbothered by physical disadvantages They have the power to shift realities And Bend Nature to their will .

Did you just make a fire out of stone and notepaper…..What are you ? A wendigo child ??

by VERYFLASHY444 February 14, 2022


boo child

what the fuck is a boo child

matt wtf is a boo child

by KBJMmcmx, dns, March 21, 2022