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You have a New York Minute, Just so you know that's seven seconds.
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Anything north of the immediate suburbs of New York City (i.e., Westchester, Putnam, Rockland, and Southern Orange counties).
Kindly note: Long Island is Long Island. It is not upstate. It's easy of the city, not north.
Bob: "Where are you from?"
Mike: "New York"
Bob: "Whooaaa is it crowded?"
Mike: "No, you dumb bitch, I'm from New York STATE. Upstate New York."
Bob: "Wait, it's a state?"
*Mike cracks Bob's skull.*
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The type of guy to downvote his own post
Thom Yorke: *downvotes*
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forget the world, all the aliens wanna come to new york city!
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new york city is the motherfuckin SHIT, yo.
(UD made me call it new york city. But no self-respecting new yorker calls it that. It's just New York)
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Chic, artsy, cool, intelligent, charming, and all posh and fancy likeable things associated with the great American city of New York
The wonderful KR is so From New York! She's so chic!!!
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Have been known for winning the World Series 50% of the time. Always sucking up any good free agents, denying newer, less fortunate teams from having them, they are big-league hogs, and have a payroll more than double most teams, sometimes triple, yet in the start of the 2005 season, the sucked more balls then a 3 cent mexican prostatute. It amazes me how anyone can be a fan of the Yankess, I think it would be awfully boring watching the Yankee's when you know they have the biggest advantage in baseball.
Yankee's don't do baseball anymore, they do bussiness.
Poser: "Dude the Yankee's are a team of legends, they're so much better than everyone else."
Me: "Yeah, they can't even keep up with the Red Sox in their division. Even though they have 60 million dollars more in payroll."
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