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A person who cannot think for themselves and relies totally on facebook for their interactions with the real world. To them nothing is significant if it's not on facebook, and not posting an event on FB means they have every right to ignore it.
I.E. birthdays, breakups, graduations, engagements etc...
Chris: I'd like to thank everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes yesterday. Wait, never mind no one remembered and you are all jerkfaces.
Everyone: What do you expect, you didn't post it.
Chris: Well you've known me for so many years...guess I'm old fashioned.
Everyone: OMG yeah, duh.
Chris: FB Zombies!
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zombie infection: a breakout of a virus (infection) causing the dead to come to life and hunt the living and causing ultimate extinction of human race, eventually without control all life on earth.
zombie infection
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The dangerously unstable, empty shell of a former human being, mindlessly walking the earth while spewing endless conspiracy theories about stolen elections, deep state, etc. and babbling about the hateful, racist, xenophobic ideals of their fascist politics. Fear the Brain-Dead!
I saw another Trump Zombie today, still driving around with Trump Banners on their POS pickup truck.
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A person who is so deep into a text conversation on a smart phone, that he/she does not react at all when spoken to and ignores all surroundings. The BB stands for the BlackBerry. The text messaging (also called Ping) is a favorite tool.
Look at that BB Zombie, he just walked right into that light pole and did not even noticed it.
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1. noun. A topic that will eventually EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!! 2. noun. A topic that isnt based on the original idea but keeps going long after the original idea is dead. Commonly found on forums and Facebook.
On someones note on facebook:
guy #1: Hey, anyone wanna get something to eat?
guy #2: Naw, i'm not hungry after reading about aliens taking over the world.
guy #3: No way!!! What were you reading?
guy #2: I was reading (insert book name here). Its so graphic.
guy #3: Sounds like a good book!
guy #4: Its kinda like (insert similar book here).
guy #2: No. Its not even close.
(etc.)
(later when guy #1 gets back to the page)
guy #1: AHHHHHHH!!!!! ZOMBIE TOPIC!!!!!!
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The act of where a girl is giving you a blow job and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and cum all over her face, mainly in the eye region. When she gets up to wipe her face, she walks with both arms out so she can feel her way to the bathroom and walks around like a zombie
After Cameron blew his load over Emma's face she was walking around cum all over her face, hence like a sticky zombie.
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People who go to museum just to take Insta-worthy photos and treat artworks as the background of their photos. Zero Credit given to the artists. Take pictures with famous drawings and pretend to be a art fanatic, but actually just thirty for likes. Give zero-fuck to the artworks and only care about themselves looking good.
Britney: IM SOOOO GOING TO MOMA TODAY.
Tyler: but didn't you go like 2 weeks ago?
Britney: I.Dont.Care. I'm running out of pics to put on instagram and I just want to take picture with that night with the stars drawing.
Tyler: ....ugh.Museum Zombie.
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