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a type of skiing which can be often seen as a game, full of very interesting people.
The person watching the audience was thinking of scarlet skies
The process of pulling the skis off the ground on a snowmobile..
I did a sick track-ski across the field for at least 100yards last night...
Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly
the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.
Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.
While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.
The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.
They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.
Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
« Man Nordic skiing is so cool it’s such a hard sport and they are so good at sex »
Skiing while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.
Dude, I probably shouldn't have spent 2 hours drinking beers during lunch. I was so ski-nebriated that I could barely make it down the mountain without killing myself.
It is when someone in the backseat of a Honda Civic riding around town giving hand-jobs to one guy on each side at the same time
She offered us a Cincinnati ski trip on our drive down to North Carolina, all through the smokies
When someone uses cocaine and it has a negative outcome. Either it ends in them causing irrevocable damage or OD'ing.
Ex 1: Kathy had a skiing accident last night and lit her mom's BMW on fire with the 24-hour cult she started.
Ex 2: Did you hear what happened to Nick last night? He hit the slopes too hard and had a skiing accident. RIP.