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The strange and inexplicable disease that causes the carrier to grow a strange and out of place hump right in the middle of their chest, I'm deadly serious. On particularly skinny people, Chest-hump-itis gives the effect of both boobies forming into one boobie.
Danny, your Chest-hump-itis is getting out of hand, your hump nearly knocked my eye out, you better get another opinion on that one.
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When your at a basement party and the seemingly harmless Indian girl aggressively pins your drunken body against the wall and starts thrusting her buttocks into your crotch. While her friends circle around you, chanting ceremonial cries in their native tongue.
“Dude I was so blackout I got the reverse Indian hump last night.”
“You’ve gotta come see this. John is getting the reverse Indian hump, he’s gotta be blackout!”
When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.
Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!
The act of getting dirty smelly garbage putting it all over your bed and having sex with a girl and rolling around in trash.
you gonna do the "Garbage Hump Station?"
yeah man im gonna fuck my girl in so much dirty,smelly trash!
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A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).
Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
The act of being repeatedly bumped into by a person being humped. Usually seen in cases in which you and the humpee are sitting down next to each other.
John: Did you see Kyle hump Brenda on that bench today?
David: Actually, he was third party humping me. So yes, I did.
The high tech modren version of Netflix and chill
Hey baby I got 10 gigs of high speed data wanna hot spot and hump