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In ancient Greek times Christians would be executed if they were found to be so. Therefore the ichthys (Jesus fish) was used as a way for two Christian to be made known to each other. In the ground, using a stick or staff, one man would draw the first arch of the ichthys and wait until another man would walk up and draw the second arch to finish it. This method would allow both men to know the other was a Christian without making the risk of voicing it.
Though back in those days they knew what the symbol actually meant, it was chosen by its simplicity. The ichthys is actually a symbol of fertility. In today's culture it is displayed on its side to look like a fish. Originally it was displayed with the football-shaped hole pointing upward and the open end downward. This showed what it truly represented, the vagina and anus of the fertility goddess Atargatis. Atargatis is also known in different cultures as Tirgata, Aphrodite, Pelagia or Delphine.
*looking at a car driving by with a jesus fish on the back*
"I see he's pro-vaginas."
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Prestige gained when something good, or a good deed is done in Jesus' and or gods eyes.
Hey bro! Get any Jesus Points today?
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The handle on the passenger side of 4 wheel drive vehicles that you hold onto when the vehicle tilts on extreme angles.
The Jesus Bar is so named because most passengers will grab it at the same time as shouting "Oh Jesus!"
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n. Someone who displays an unusual or embarrasing amount of enthusiasm for Jesus.
This term was first used in the 1960's in reference to the growing movement of radical, unconventional Christians who often displayed hippie leanings.
Hey, David, if you dance around like that, people are going to start thinking you're some kind of Jesus freak.
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Christian camps and retreats. Usually very fundamentalist and scarry, with the ultimate goal of brainwashing everyone into christian conformity.
My mom sent me to jesus camp, but I got sent home early for not conforming quickly enough.
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Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.
"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"
The epitome of awesome. One who discos with Jesus himself.
Dude that guy is a diehard Disco-Jesus