Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.

Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.

Reused milk

A female that is so ran through that she is reused and abused

Guy: I with I want to get with that girl from that party on Saturday

Friend: don’t do that that bitch got STI’s and she got reused milk

public milk

When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.

for example:

"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"

"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"

cereal and milk

a form of soup which EVERYONE agrees on

my favourite soup is cereal and milk

Scrote Milk

Where cow milk comes from a cow, seal milk from a seal, and goat milk from a goat, the origin of scrote milk is from deep within the cores of a man's ballsack. Also known as semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, nutter butter, etc. albeit with less of a nutritional nuance.

You look a little protein deficient. How about a nice, tall glass of scrote milk?

Milk rocket

Slang for shooting a load
When you bust a nut the cum looks like a milky rocket taking off

Last night K Dawg was getting a hand job from Riley and he shot his milk rocket all over her dress.

Manly Milk

It's penis Juice

Yay manly milk