play Survivor

v. played Survivor, play·ing Survivor, plays Survivor

To act in a manner such as a contestant on the reality show Survivor would with the intention of subversely achieving an end.

"Did you see me get out of giving that oral report? That's how you play Survivor."

"She was so obviously playing Survivor when she was flirting with that guy. I can't believe he actually gave her a ride home."

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play handler

A word used black-outedly, either under the influence of alcohol, mary j. uana, mushrooms, or a combination of those, to describe a video game controller.

Drunk friend: "I wanna kill people. (referring to GTA IV) Gimmie my play handler."

Not as drunk friend: "You're drunk."

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sex playing

Generally straight males that make gay, sexual references amongst themselves.

"Where have you been Johnny!". "Why,did you miss me Steven?" Then Steven would reply, " Oh yeah, I miss the great head you give." LOL. And everbody laughs. That would be an example of sex playing.

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bean play

When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles and caresses your nads.

When I go to the massage parlor, I always ask the nice Korean lady go "nice and soft," which means in the end I'll be getting some bean play.

play the banjo with

To play the banjo with someone; to try to make friends with someone who isn't going to be friends or who keeps dodgy company, typically rough, bigoted or violent. From the banjo duet in John Boorman's "Deliverance".

Although they had been making funny noises at me across the square, I just had to play the banjo with those guys. I regretted it within the week.

playing spiderman

How a male would masterbate in a shower or stall too small to lay down in, usually in rehab when battling ones own sex addiction.

Dude: Why isn't Joe Robes coming out of his room?
Me: he's defiantly playing spiderman again, dude says he's a sex addict, what a smooth cat

Troll Playing

The act of logging into an online role-playing environment with the express intention of annoying role playing geeks and possibly making them cry.

Robero the Valiant: Good day villager, perhaps you could direct us to the nearest Ale House?

Villager NPC: Sure, go right down this path...

Gandarb: I kill the villager, scalp him, and hand the bloody scalp to Robero.

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) Wat r u doing!?!1

Gandarb: What, that's what my character would do!

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) You're Troll Playing!